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Dragon Freeze


4.5 ( 705 ratings )
Ігри Аркади Сім’я
Розробник: Fred Tepper
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Can you beat a game devised by a 7 year-old girl?

Dragon Freeze is the first game thats the brainchild of a childbrain. When a 7 year-old friend told me she had an idea for a fun game I said what any normal adult would say: "Sure, Ill learn how to make a game, record you and your brother for the voices, and buy a MIDI keyboard to make the music. But first make sure your homework is done." It took a while, but its ready now, for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Its fun for all ages!*

ABOUT THE GAME:
Do you like getting hit in the face with a hammer? Do you enjoy intense back pain? Do you like having all your teeth broken? If you answered "no" to these questions then Dragon Freeze is for you. Because Dragon Freeze is NONE of these!

A long time ago, before smartphones, before Facebook, before even YouTube or Twitter-- were talking REALLY ancient times-- cartoon dragons were a huge menace to cartoon castles. In that time, people were scared and brave knights were helpless (partly because of the aforementioned dragons, and partly because we havent drawn them), so the castles lay helpless too. But soon it became known far and wide that the fierce dragons were no match for fingers poking them on a touch screen. DRAGON FREEZE commemorates the great and epic battle that followed.

The rules are simple: Tap the dragons to freeze them. Watch out though, if a frozen dragon gets bumped by a flying dragon (or one of the other obstacles) hell unfreeze. Each time you freeze a dragon one point is added to your score, so if the dragon unfreezes youll have to freeze it again, which will add another point. Unlike most other games, the goal is to get the LOWEST score. (Im really good at getting the lowest score on ALL games I play.)

Interesting fact #1: The ancient Mayans NEVER played this game, and did not even have a word for iOS.
Interesting fact #2: If you count all of the pixels on your devices screen starting from the top left and ending at the bottom right, you will have wasted an enormous amount of time.
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Play the first 5 levels for FREE, then upgrade to the full version with an additional 15 levels (thats 105 crazy pulse-pounding rounds). As an added bonus, the upgrade includes two Power-Ups:
SloMo: Makes the dragons fly at half-speed for five seconds.
FreezeLock: Makes frozen dragons stay that way for five seconds even if they get bumped.
(Note: SloMo, FreezeLock, Pause, Menu, and Restart are accessed by double-tapping their respective buttons at the bottom of the screen.)

So go ahead, try Dragon Freeze! But dont just take our word for it, check out what people are saying:

"Playing Dragon Freeze made those cold winter nights in the White House way more bearable." --Abraham Lincoln

"Please excuse Juan for not having his homework done. He was plaing Dragon Freeze all night." --Juan Epsteins Mother

"Not quite as good as getting my teeth drilled." --No One Ever

"If it werent for Dragon Freeze I dont know what Id do." --This guy I knew in high school. NOT HENRY WIGSHAW THOUGH. Definitely NOT Henry Wigshaw. Really. Not Henry Wigshaw at all.**

"This game rocks!" --Me

Five people cant be wrong, can they?


*Except 57. Not sure why.
**It was totally Henry Wigshaw. Also he once farted in class in 3rd grade and everyone laughed and he tried to pretend it wasnt him but we all knew it was.


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